i feel like i'm planning a big elaborated wedding.. a big wedding noone told you it was suppose to happen until 3 weeks before the event. A disgustingly enormous wedding with all the fluff and sweet sickening stuff in just 3 weeks and 5 other man under you.
of cause i'm not planning a wedding. i'm no wedding planner.
no. i'm a scouts teacher.
i'm planning a campfire. yea... simple enough isn't it?
...not while an MP is invited that's for sure.
i suddenly feel like i've been thrown into a big human blender.
no.
correction.
i've thrown MYSELF into that gigantic blender.
LOL.
yes, laugh real loud coz i'm laughing so hard that as i stare at my own reflection, I believe I've truly gone mad.
how did this happen? i dunno it just did.
i can smack myself in the head a few times but this isn't going to go away
so what do you do when your left foot is stuck so deep in shit and the other in fresh piss?
you use your hands and every other part of your body and pray to GOD you can survive... you crawl, dig and claw your forsaken arse out of the mess you created and breathe.
... just breathe.
2 comments:
ooh you can do that flying thing that lights the campfire the Mr. Kumar used to do during our combined camps. Did you guys do that? He used like a flying fox thing and someone lets it go at the top and it falls into the campfire and lights it. haha.
yah I get myself into shit all the time. take today for example, my CEO called me and just bcos I was caught off guard, I could not absolutely could not answer any of her qns or say much except for erms and hmm, ah, ok, ya, no, dunno when obviously she was expecting a whole lot more. Following that call, my director called me to ask about the matter and I told him what he wanted to know and then he went on to say 'then why CEO say like you don't know anything, she asked you and you couldn't tell her but you could tell me?' I hate myself when my tongue gets caught on nothing and my mind freezes over. SO yes, I do know how it feels like. I can so relate.
jewel
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