i'm still black and blue...

...no actually i'm still brown.

a few weeks ago, i fell flat on my face getting on a bus.

yes.

getting ON the damn bus.

as inconsiderate Singaporeans stare and gasp at my predicament, i dust myself and got up, continued my walk into the bus and sat down, all the while ignoring eye contact and the fact the bus driver who stared at me as i fell had nicely said,

"never see the steps ah?"

well, duh of cause i didn't, my fall proved it, didn't it?

i mean i'm fine, thank you.

you'd think i'd be pretty good at walking up stairs by now. I have been practicing for almost 25 years now.

sigh.

there's still a bump on my shin. ouch.